A little life advice...

Subject: A little life advice... Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:12 pm

Don't get trashed on cheap vodka when you have friends that think it's funny to keep giving you more so that you have absolutely no idea what you did last night and you feel like you'll be hungover for a week. Know that if you do this, you will be the night's entertainment and still be drunk and puking until 3PM the next day and wishing you had been drinking rum because you know vodka has never been your friend. Oh, and just be happy that you didn't end up getting naked and dancing around the bonfire because you know that's so something that you'd do with the particular group of friends you were with.... but thank goodness you were too inebriated to even walk back to the house by yourself, let alone dance.

P.S. I'm probably one of the funnest people to get drunk with....

Here's to the nights you'll never remember, with the friends you'll never forget.